3 Word Story Game

Alright people, this is how the game goes:

Just create a story using only 3 words at a time, and no double posting...Or else. O.o

Example:

Person 1: "once upon a"
Person 2: "time a cat"
Person 3: "bought a car"
Person 4: "and drove to"
Person 5: "Vegas to eat"
Person 6: "lunch in a"
Person 7: "incredibly shiny Casino"

Simple enough right? Okay, LET'S DO THIS! It should be pretty interesting lol So, I'll begin..

Long ago, a...

a cat puched

Chuck norris for

eating its taco

And then chuck