Random Spamming !

First topic message reminder :

Basically you can just spam whatever you want here, whether its something random and funny or just 'SPAM'

Spamming is fun when you Spam in the right way!

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COOKIES!?!?!?!? DID SOMEONE JUST SAY COOKIES!?!?!?!? THAT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Oh damn!

Red: CHOCOLATE!?!?!?!?!? CHOCOLATE!?!?!?!?!? DID YOU JUST SAY CHOCOLATE!?!?!?!?!?!?

Ryan: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID!?!?!?!?!? DO YOU SEE!?!?!?!?!? YOU JUST UNLEASHED RED: THE CHOCOLATE-THIRSTY MONSTER!!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

STORY TIME !
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Village People: O_O THAT KID IS EATING ALL OUR CHOCOLATE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red: *eats more chocolate* Mmmmm yummy chocolate!

Ryan: I FOUND YOU RED! *melts all the chocolate and it flows into the river*

Red: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T EAT RIVER CHOCOLATE! GAH! *disappears behind a cloud of smoke...*

Village People: You saved us! Thank you so much! Now, we would like to do a Dance By the River in your Honor to thank you!

Ryan: Uhh.. Okay, sure! ... Wait.... You aren't the REAL Village People are you? *sees a Cop, a Cowboy, a Worker, and the 4th guy I can't remember XD*

Village People: Why yes, yes we are! Who did you think we were?

Ryan: o_o I thought you were People from this Village....(lol)

Village People: *look at each other* Weeeeeeeell....WE ARE! *jumps to the river and does a Down By the River dance with a song*

Ryan: o.o

And that kids, is the Legend of Ryan, the Village People, the Down By the River Dance and Song, and the Infamous Fabled Chocolate River....Which coincidentally Ponce De Leon discovered instead of the Fountain of Youth and thought it WAS the Fountain of Youth !

So until the next Story Time....Later Village People!

Correction: The Legend of Red, Ryan, the Village People, the Down By the River Dance and Song, and the Infamous Fabled Chocolate River !

Sorry Red. XD

This short-story shall become a best-seller! I just know it! Then I'll get $14.9 Million and give a part of it to Red....And the Village People (Wait aren't they dead? Maybe their ancestors then XD)....And Ponce De Leon's ancestors....NOOOOOOOOOO I'LL BE GIVING AWAY TOO MUCH XD

Eh, I'll just give 'em like 50k each, that should satisfy 'em. XD

Morning Darko

Morning Sexy how r u

after last night great!!!

O YEA!!!

enough with me fallin in love with myself XD i want sum crack

yo ryan u got sum crack cause im sick of myself he pushed me to the point of smokin crack XD

Well im srry for tryin to help u

idc u dont tell me wat to do *punches darko in the face and breaks his nose* XD

Tyler: Daddy where do babies come from?

Well son when a man and woman love each other so much they....wait i cant tell u that go to ur room XD

Tyler: Ok i will ask mommy

Yeah, like mommy'll tell you that, not even I would tell you that at your age

See Darko? I told you you weren't perfect for yourself! XD Here's some crack I just randomly found in my safe in my room under all my clothes in my closet XD *gives darko some crack and a few bandages for his bloody nose* Now you should go to the doctor....That thing's broken BAAAAAAAD XD

Tyler: Ryan, will you tell me where babies come from?

Ryan: Sure. They come from females. Now run along and go play with your toys.

Tyler: Ok! Thanks Ryan!

Ryan: No Prob Tyler.

*whispers to Darko* See, I know how to handle kids too ;D XD

Tyler:Daddy Ryan told me babies come from ladies now tell me how do they get in the lady XD

Thnx for the crack and bandages Ryan

y dont u ask ryan XD

Tyler: Ok daddy. well ryan how do they get in the lady?

Ryan: O crap idk this one XD

Chinese Chapstick Chomp

adam gimme a CCC

Np for the crack and bandages Darko

Ryan: Oh crap I really don't know this one XD Umm lets see... They get in the ladies because they........were created there! There we go XD

Adam gimme an ACC American Chapstick Chomp XD